[Author’s note 2017: key-entered from handwritten original.
A day—it’s a usual one. But I stopped at the Nuzzle & Guzzle & got Kim (Őgn) to say a few works in my honor. I have use for her now—but the more I learn about her, the weirder she becomes. Her taste in men is sickening and she has no moral fiber whatsoever. Scatterbrained besides.
As a barmaid, she has exposure. Listen to these.
Q: What’s green and smells like bacon?
A: Kermit’s finger.
Q: What’s white and crawls up your leg?
A: Uncle Ben’s perverted rice.
There were others, but those were the only ones my style.
[Author’s note: I now recall that day. Kim was a barmaid, that explains the barb that I have a use for her. But otherwise I could not stand her. She thought I was one of the boys, I thought nothing of the kind. There was another joke but it used the N-word, so was deleted. That was her last name: Őgn.
Here's a 1981 photo of Highway Hank's rig. I have no idea who that was. Probably something on TV, so I don't want to know, either.]
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