Yesteryear
One year ago today: June 10, 2025, why I hate MicroSoft.
Five years ago today: June 10, 2021, that unknown Private.
Nine years ago today: June 10, 2017, remember the lantern?
Random years ago today: June 10, 2007, love slim uppers.
More than a few people are holding their breath over Ireland. Is this the spark? It will be violent when it comes. Initially the immigrants win because they are a tribal mentality, where the Irish have that strong individualism—until they are given a spark. Where is the IRA, with all their experience. Grabbing another coffee, I carefully examined the wood which I applied poly to y’day. I find the claims it is “fast-drying” a bit phony. What I wanted was a clear finish that does not seem sprayed on. This may not be as easy as it sounds.
Here is the mini-guitar being repurposed. Over time, the bridge became loose, finally making it an uneconomical repair. The sound hole will be right-sized for tiny birds. Shown here is a single layer of poly drying over the stringless carcass of the instrument. It should be ready by tomorrow, I have a tin of special waterproof gloss I’ve never tried yet.
It was five years ago today little Sammie had surgery, I was never his favorite, but I miss the little man. There he is doing his
cushion imitation. A big breakfast got me going enough to put another layer of poly on anything that looked unshiney enough. Some days we get that weak [radio] station from Bushnell that has the phone-in sales show. Where you can sell anything except what you can’t.
Today, it was hayseed time. While I’m probably just as guilty at times, there are few funnier things than oldsters who try to sound “hip with the lingo” and this morning was comedy hour. Parents with teenagers were the best laffs. That’s “on” the Internet, not “in” the Internet, and so forth. They also have call-in advice shows but honestly, some of those are not at all funny. That sick program where they contact the person who left the situationship, and ask for an explanation is called “Closure”. Oddly, enough people go for it to keep the program going. As I’ve said before, folks, there is a reason people have not spoken to you for fifty years. It doesn’t mean they owe you an explanation.
I never thought of it that way, but if the Earth was the center of the universe as some contend, the stars would have to be moving at faster than light speed.
A rehearsal is penciled in for late this afternoon, remember to record the mileage. I’ve got most of his material ready, and in some cases, better than ready. That means in tunes like “Questioningly”, I know he has never really listened to the bass line, so I have some leeway with fills and runs. It is only mid-morning, so I got in some reading on a weak point in my navigation. It is the charts. I can draw the basics, including dead reckoning (DR) and line of position (LOP), which show where you are. However, like most people in the middle of the ocean, I would also like to know where I’m heading and roughly how long this will take. Am I right?
This factors in things not easily measured, such a current, wind, drift, and magnet compass behavior. The job seems mostly done when you can provide a course twelve hour ahead, or probably 24 hours if you are really out there and have good people standing watch.
Here’s a good one, and another demo that Trump has learned the Democrat game. The left made a big kerfuffle about ICE agents being near the entrances of voting stations. Fine, ICE went around back and arrested them after they voted (illegally) and deported them. Classic. I’ll add again that I’m not really a Trump fan, but that I totally love it when he or anybody beats commie pinkos at their own game. Let me put this into perspective.
You see, the Leftoids just spent major money and effort on a campaign based on two premises. One, that ICE agents at the entrance would stop legitimate voters (duh), two, that there is no such thing as illegals voting in American elections. Thus, ICE, an agency the public associates with Trump, has not only bypassed their objections, it puts them in an even worse light if they react. Classic Trump.
Picture of the day.
Fossilized mammoth tooth guitar pins.
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It’s been a long time since I last put a band together. I was lucky to meet the Prez, my bluegrass mandolin player, who went the distance. On guitar, and yes, that matters. Today was the notoriously bad “second practice” this blog has made infamous. (Yeah, then if so, and it was as intense, why have none of them written in down like I am about to?) This was the worse ‘second practice” in my experience. Yet I warn everyone this is NOT any indication good or bad as to the way anything turns out. Repeat that back to me. Dammit, I said repeat that.
Why yes, I too have lived in a trailer park, in case you had not heard. You know how Google maps hints at the importance of an address by how closely you can zoom in from the satellite? My place, you could count the flowerpots in the yard, compare with the highest-res view of our practice space in Lakeland today.
Here is a rundown of what went wrong, which is most everything that could. And it is 90% logistics, 10% music. My intention is to get playing gigs in a working band, not create masterpieces. First, I recognized the relocation of this rehearsal to his digs is an assertion of “guitar player” authority. And that is what happened. From the wonderful acoustic session here last week to a pseudo-electric sequence like tonight. He plugged the acoustic into a tray of pedals that he tromped on 30 to 40 times, cursing that it would not obey. But, he’s got you on his turf, right Glen? So you wait. (He also has that annoying tendency to try to spice up tunes that are famous for their simplicity.)
You would have admired my patience. Back at 2:00PM we confirmed the appointment, but his guitar was not tuned when I arrived at 5:00PM, duh. At this point I remind you this is the guy who says he has 55 (count ‘em) years stage band experience. I asked him, before I left home, if he had some place I could plug in and he said yes. It was a 4” Karaoke box, which tells us the guy has never once plugged in a bass. He stated he had a computer and he does, it was in six pieces in a box with the Xmas ornaments. He does not even have a stereo to learn the music, and no, you cannot properly integrate with the bass line using headphones. I’ve been around computers my entire life so don’t tell me you can hear proper bass on a laptop.
So this will not be the band I hoped, but it will be a band because I met his woman and she insists. It was clear he had not touched his guitar since last week and has no transportation other than a motorcycle, which needs parts. He has played in a band, but must have had somebody else in charge. It’s a story we’ve heard before, he can play great guitar but that is it. He leaves off intros and endings and often tried so lead solo over just the bass line. He also tried to fake it by trying to follow my left hand, a sure sign he’s used to lousy one-note bass players.
The telltale sign is that he cannot chord. When asked to chord in E, he started to pick a lead break. No, no, Rick, strum in E. So he arpeggiates one chord and stops. He has no clue what I’m talking about. Nor can he recognize the pattern or the chop if I fake it on the bass, I actually have to grab another guitar and literally show him—hardly the mark of a 55 year music veteran. We then get a repeat of a curious behavior I will always associate with Florida. He says something can’t be done.
So you grab a guitar and show him, that’s correct, a non-guitar-player showing the grand master how to do things. I showed him how to strum “boom-chicka” on an E chord. And saw for the nth time that wide-eyed shock of amazement on the guitar player’s face. As if never in his born days or universe had he ever seen anybody do such a thing before. Pure infantile stunned astonishment. 55 years, right? Wait, there is more.
Even when shown what to do, he still could barely manage it. And half-way through a tune, he could not sustain the strum. And five minutes later, he needs to be shown all over again for the next song. Yet here is an individual that can ace lead breaks. Remind me to bring my own guitar to see if rehearsing that way brings any improvement. Of course, his solution will be to add more members or resort to backing tracks—which was his intention all along.
Later, yep, he’s already wanting a drum box to flesh out his solos, which have always been his plan. I did not object, having already surmised he cannot afford one, nor operate it, and I would pretend I can’t manage the thing so it is 100% up to him. The same with backing tracks. You can go ahead with that and I hope you have the $20,000 just to get started. Overall, I got the impression that like so many, this guy has played guitar, but he’s done it in some manner of self-imposed isolation whereby he only knows the guitar parts.
And I do have an alternate explanation why these guitarists are stunned when shown the most basic strum. They must necessarily have played it at some juncture, but (and I did this myself), rejected it as too simplistic for band work. These guys went on to spend years learning guitar licks and ignoring generic strums. So what is really the shocker is when they hear somebody do it right. (I have tight chops and exceptionally good timing, really.) They realize that they could, in a live band, be bested by somebody with a few hour’s experience. For clarity, it is not the first time they’ve heard it, only the first time they’ve heard it done right in a setting where they are forced to hear it as a direct challenge and comparison to the way they arrogantly presumed things would be. And they are suffering oxygen deprivation.
ADDENDUM
Google’s messing with the blog system again. Don’t worry, I have every digital post backed up. What I don’t have would be the time to re-post 8,000 of them when Google finally does a screw job. And they will. They are messing with the modules again, those millennia brain-farts that carry “inherited properties”. Usually, the screw-ups start small, in this case settings that used to persist now revert to other settings every time you open that window. That’s “object-oriented”, where you cannot change one setting without going through the entire code listing to find every instance of an object of a class blah-blah that calls it.
And that horror story is why you get so many websites that get completely re-written rather than maintained. Classic example is Gab. They kept getting sunk deeper and deeper into bad code that they had it re-written. But that was even worse, so they reverted to the earlier version. They could have avoided all this by taking my advice, you know. I even texted the owner, Torba, a list of his coders that were screwing him around, but that is not material for this blog.
Don’t read me wrong—the concept of object-oriented would work IF and ONLY IF you had people smart enough to use it. My deep and lengthy experience with programming tells me that is never going to happen.
Last Laugh