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Tuesday, November 26, 2013

November 26, 2013

           Back to the routine, such as we have one in this neck of the woods. I’m catching up on the paperwork that was shelved for the journey. That’s my 8,088 mile epic motorcycle journey of the year if not the decade. I must now communicate by mail directly with Canada and it costs $1.10 to mail a letter there these days. Where’s George? That’s the computer site the tracks the travels of bills stamped with the “Where’s George” print. I’ve been a sometime member since 2008. It is interesting to see how bills move. My last one-dollar came from Truth or Consequences, NM.
           Why such a simple main billing topic today? Because I noticed some people are pretty sincere about wanting to know where their bills wind up. That go me to thinking. Why doesn’t some sharpie ask for people to send the bills back to [a given] home address? It would not take a very high percentage of people to do that to make some serious under-the-table money. I’m thinking, what kind of incentive I could offer to make people send me the bill back?
           Do you see what I’m getting at here? If not, go to Where’s George and follow what I’m suggesting. Think of it as the American way since 1970, making money off somebody else’s hard work. I ask people, when they find a bill that I’ve entered, to send the bill back to me “for processing” in return “for something”. But what? Nearby is the bill that gave me the idea. It is from John Day, OR but listed from NM. It’s new but badly water-stained.
           Here’s another picture from the trip just for human interest. This is in Paris, TX, where I found the monster sandwich. Normally I would avoid this style of cobblestone roadway but I was indeed a hungry lad. Note the pile of books on the sidecar, indicating I had just arrived from the bookstore. I remember taking this picture for a reason, but now cannot remember. What can I say, the trip filled my brain quota up with other more important memories.
           Excitement? Not here. I am still in got-home mode. Slow way down if you want to live in Florida. There are more idiots per square inch here than along the first 50 miles north of the Canadian border. Well, maybe that’s an exaggeration; there are an awful lot of idiots up there. The cheeseheads are on my mind because the seasonal lots, which are usually filled up by this time, are vacant. I told you this court would price itself out of the market. The office says they’ll start showing up in January. But that has never happened like that before and even if it does, that is three months lost revenue from usual.
           Prices have doubled, take note. A can of noodle soup is $1.84. Everything else on the shelves is $5.00. The AMC (movie theaters) at Aventura have cut back from the longest listing in the newspaper to six, maybe seven, movies now showing at early and mid-week. The newspapers are tooting a “miraculous” 14.5% increase in real estate prices. Not around here, and that’s prices, not sales. They could be saying one house sold at that price.
           Yep, I had a callout but it was under service from the old shop (the computer shop I was at for years on the boulevard). So he scooped the 75% discount, and I took the cash over to the supermarket and here we sit. The problem turned out to be the Comcast anti-spyware app. It likes to kick in if there is any delay in logging on. In other words, a program that makes a bad situation even worse.
           I contacted Billy-Bill about guitar-playing, we should get together next week. He’s open-minded by comparison to this town. Seriously, most guitar players took X years of lessons and presume the duty of any band they encounter is to learn their material Why need the guitar player learn anything when he just spent thirty-some years getting perfect? Man, I am so weary of the deadbeat guitarists in this town it is not funny.
           Speaking of deadbeats, did I meet one on-line. What a capital-L Loser with a stinky attitude. He was cautious about his song list and now I find out why. He plays music that wouldn’t find an audience at the old folk’s home. The Viscounts? Didn’t they break up in 1953? Anyway, that’s the Type 5 guitarist I mentioned last day. He’s a paranoid psycho who thinks he’s going to trick some band into backing up his stale material. When everyone refuses to go along, he has the nerve to call us down.
           In fairness, I tried to listen to the music on his list. But it is completely outdated jazz, and slow music is always a bad bet for live performances. Here is Harlem Nocturne a foot-dragging tune that sounds like a bad movie sound track. It keeps sounding like it’s going somewhere, but doesn’t. At any rate, I can’t figure out what a guitar player thinks he is going to do with this saxophone music.
           Worse, it is that messy jazz where each instrument is all over the place. Yet, for the most part, it is big band music where each instrument except the soloing plays a fairly simple part. In the days before overdubbing, that’s how it was done. For a laugh, listen to the disk jockey’s comments at the end of this link. “Rock and Roll has got to go.”
But for all that, it is okay listening music. I’m not into listening, I’m into performing live on stage. And not music selected by the guitarist to minimize the roles of the other band members. Here are the other tunes he sent:
           Quiet Village   Funky Momma   Sliding Home

           Trivia for the day. Remember the scenes in "Alien" where the bug's blood eats through the metal of the spaceship? Want to know how they did that? Easy. Styrofoam and some ordinary acetone. As shown here when I do it, except my materials aren't painted for effect.